February 2012
1 post
DERP
I haven’t posted here in 4 evers. So here’s a drawing of Spacegodzilla I did a while ago.
Feb 20th
November 2011
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Surrounded by idiots
animalsbeingdicks: Richard couldn’t wait to move out and go to college.
Nov 2nd
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October 2011
1 post
puppy
Oct 2nd
September 2011
5 posts
9 tags
When a young American boy dreams of fighting for...
Sep 30th
237 notes
Got a new phone
Sep 19th
Gimme Five, Cat!
animalsbeingdicks: Mr. Pricklepants had no time for hipsters and their secret handshakes. 
Sep 9th
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Sep 6th
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Sep 6th
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August 2011
18 posts
Marking his territory
animalsbeingdicks: George went from being pissed off to being pissed on. 
Aug 24th
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Screw you guys
animalsbeingdicks: Brandon was so upset that he didn’t get his way, he took his blanket and went home. 
Aug 19th
900 notes
You ever get so mad that this happens?
Aug 12th
Gimme five!
animalsbeingdicks: Duane was sick and tired of these tourists expecting him to put without giving him a tip.
Aug 11th
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Who does your hair?
animalsbeingdicks: Next on TLC’s Ostrich Makeover - Yvonne wasn’t emotionally prepared for the drastic changes a bunch of ostriches had in mind. 
Aug 11th
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Aug 6th
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Aug 6th
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Aug 6th
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Aug 5th
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Aug 5th
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Aug 5th
Happy Shark Week
animalsbeingdicks: Bruce was ready for his big TV debut when his nerves got the better of him. 
Aug 3rd
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If you watch Facebook backwards, it is a website...
Aug 2nd
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July 2011
30 posts
Jul 31st
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Jul 31st
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Jul 31st
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Jul 31st
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Jul 31st
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Jul 31st
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Jul 30th
help save the endangered asswolf
they need homes too. Please donate your asses…to me. At my house.
Jul 29th
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Jul 19th
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Jul 18th
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Corgi Muffins
animalsbeingdicks: In this case, Joshua was pretty sure he couldn’t get away with the “Smelt it, Dealt it” rule. 
Jul 18th
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Jump the Start
animalsbeingdicks:  Ask any racer, any real racer. It doesn’t matter if you win by an inch or a mile; winning’s winning.  – Winston Churchill Vin Diesel.
Jul 18th
590 notes
Leaving his mark
animalsbeingdicks: Unlike most other dogs, Pablo only needed two legs and a gallon of pee to leave his mark on the world.
Jul 18th
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Dolphin Punch!
animalsbeingdicks: Someone’s been playing too much Street Fighter. 
Jul 18th
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Rollin'
animalsbeingdicks: I feel like doing this to my kids at least 4 times per day.
Jul 18th
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Tophat Kitten
animalsbeingdicks: It turns out stage moms are the same no matter the species. 
Jul 18th
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Sneak Attack!
animalsbeingdicks: YOU KIDS GET OFF MY COUCH!
Jul 18th
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Grand Theft Toboggan
animalsbeingdicks: We knew it was time to curb Pickles’ Xbox time when he kept stealing strangers sleds.
Jul 18th
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Prank Dog
animalsbeingdicks: I knew a dog like this in highschool.
Jul 18th
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Double Whammy
animalsbeingdicks: This is exactly why I never work out. 
Jul 18th
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